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YungJazz

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Detroit, MI
Job: Animator, Student

When life give you tap water, dust and fruit-scented shampoo, make koolaid.

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Entry #47

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YungJazz

Shit just hit the fan

Posted by YungJazz Jun. 15, 2009 @ 8:52 PM EDT

Blah blah blah Necropolis: Xenophobe plug plug whore whore.

You may be getting it later than sooner. Some shit went down and now I'm unemployed again, so I think I'll go rob a liquor store or some shit using a dagger, a shottie and old school wrestling moves I've seen on TV.

Or maybe I'll just get into a mad rush to get another job by the end of next week. One of those two. Either way, I'm putting major animating on hold for a sec.

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36 Comments

Jun. 15, 2009 | 8:56 PM ColdReaver says:

Hey man we can rob a bank instead!, I'll bring the guns and you grab all the money and whatnot lol
PROBLEM SOLVED!

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:31 PM YungJazz responds:

Hell yeah hit up that nigga Jazz and that other nigga Jason and that other nigga Billium and we'll get all supernatural on they wyte asses word niggety nig nig

Updated: Jun. 15, 2009, 9:31 PM

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:02 PM PaperBat says:

You and me are the only black NG'rs ever... and BlackDevilX... and TheSlapHappy... ur sexy by the way... please rape me, cause who dosent wanna get raped by a 6'7 black guy people call "Jazz"

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:29 PM YungJazz responds:

lmao Coldreaver, Leafworthy and KartuneHustla are black too.

and I'm 6'3 not 6'7 X_x I wish I was 6'7

Updated: Jun. 15, 2009, 9:30 PM

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:06 PM MrCock says:

SHIT NIGGGER

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:27 PM YungJazz responds:

U c wut i did there hes gonna be so mad when he see i put da n word lololol XD


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:12 PM Sorrygirl99 says:

:(
sadness

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:25 PM YungJazz responds:

soon the new day


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:18 PM MishkaMash says:

what a pretty face u got there c=

Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:25 PM YungJazz responds:

WHY THANKYOU! hit my celly sumtime girl so i give u this big ass chocolate bar


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:23 PM I-smel says:

give em a stone cold stunner

Jun. 16, 2009 | 11:55 AM YungJazz responds:

Man thats one of my favorites how'd you know


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:28 PM ScorpionReturn5 says:

That sucks man. It really does. All i can tell you is at this point to just relax a bit and carefully plan out what you'll do next.


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:31 PM Temariix says:

Wow, that really bites. Hope things work out for you.


Jun. 15, 2009 | 9:52 PM Skeik-Sprite says:

I'm also someone of African descent D:

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:01 PM YungJazz responds:

aight O_o


Jun. 15, 2009 | 10:00 PM sorbitol says:

You're a handsome boy but you're not getting ANY sympathy off me.
You either finish some animation or you can fuck off.

I would rather the former.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:03 PM YungJazz responds:

oh sorbitol you're so internet edgy, i wish i could just keep you in my room in a hamster cage you are too cute!


Jun. 15, 2009 | 10:22 PM FrozenFire says:

O Snap.


Jun. 15, 2009 | 11:05 PM dirtshake says:

Amia saw that face and shivered before turning your head.

I'm not sure if that's success or failure????

Good luck with the burglary!!! =)

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:04 PM YungJazz responds:

thanks man! i'mma start with your house. tell david to say goodbye to that 360, nigga. make sure you stress the nigga part!


Jun. 15, 2009 | 11:18 PM Aeonstars says:

>.< Best of luck to you my friend. Have one of your characters come to life and do the robbing for you?


Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:12 AM D-Mac-Double says:

You're black. Therfore, you steal.

It's the law you know!


Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:30 AM JoSilver says:

YAY PANIC!!!!


Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:43 AM Radioactive24 says:

You keep busting my balls.

Now I'm never going to see Xenophobe. :c

I should probably just go to the make-a-wish foundation. You know, fake terminal cancer and all.


Jun. 16, 2009 | 1:05 AM BiffTheTimid says:

Robbing liquor stores are for pussies. I suggest you learn a few armored car routes and hold those up. Just make sure you're out of there in under two minutes (maybe less depending on where you live), you're you'll get your shit pushed in.

However, until then, since you're unemployed you should have plenty of time to finish that shit negrolangelo.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:07 PM YungJazz responds:

negrolangelo? where'd the L come from? O_o


Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:11 AM SardonicSamurai says:

Man that sucks dude! What happened with your other job? Drop me a PM sometime man.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:09 PM YungJazz responds:

Man, it's a weird story... Another way corporate America shows how stupid it's become. And gimme your AIM name! lol damn, I'm lazy


Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:54 AM RubberNinja says:

Goodluck getting another job mate!

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:10 PM YungJazz responds:

you say the word MATE so sexuallly....are you trying to tell me something ross


Jun. 16, 2009 | 5:12 AM DJ-Delinquent says:

"Some shit whent down and now im unemployed again"

Boss: hey Jazz i have a new position for you

Jazz: what? which one o.O

Boss: working!

Jazz: I QUIT!!

lol sorry i had to get it out

and have you forgotten that im Black too?

WTF dont be forgetin me n' shit >:C

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:11 PM YungJazz responds:

How did this blog get so racial all the sudden!? O_O


Jun. 16, 2009 | 7:38 AM Necro-Lancer says:

I know an easy, and quick way to get money! Shit, they should make a game about it! You buy a laser-sword, and you go around doing odd chores, to get enough money, to be able to assassinate these un-related guys, that in-turn give you more money! I'm writing this down!


Jun. 16, 2009 | 8:01 AM Evi1-G says:

1.be good at maths
2. become primary school teacher
3.kidnap a little girl
4. ape little girl and posts pictures on the web
5.?????
6.PROFIT!


Jun. 16, 2009 | 8:52 AM Hypercrit says:

Divide By Zero. No world. No jobs. No problem.


Jun. 16, 2009 | 9:07 AM Brundaty says:

liek no way! :o


Jun. 16, 2009 | 10:21 AM Wasim says:

these black jokes ain't funny


Jun. 16, 2009 | 10:29 AM Onizero says:

Or...you can just watch the whole devil slayer series again giving you the ability to teleport to the future somehow.
Or you can just rob a liquor store...listen to no more ?'s by eazy-e before doing that though. It'll probably help.
I think...


Jun. 16, 2009 | 11:07 AM RetributionVox says:

N****rs would like to be n****rs also. I'm also a n****r. But I'm like the whitest n****r alive. But you know that DON'T YOU, Jazz?! Get a job and work for the man, and/or rob a liquor store with a dagger, a shotty and a blow up sex doll. Your choice.

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:12 PM YungJazz responds:

sir you are more of a dark yellow


Jun. 16, 2009 | 11:10 AM RetributionVox says:

Oh yeah, I forgot. You quit. You didn't get fired. It was your damn fault, I think the Home Dee-Pot would've been a great job. And you earned that paypes. Shit. man. Matter fact, I'll get a job, and I'll share my paycheck with you.

Jazz: "Really?"

Me: "Fuck no, man. Get a damn job."

Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:13 PM YungJazz responds:

lol wow. yeah it was somethin like that


Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:19 PM fatape says:

join the army

Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:04 PM YungJazz responds:

hell naw


Jun. 16, 2009 | 12:34 PM DJ-Delinquent says:

sell some hookaz

t(-.-)

Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:04 PM YungJazz responds:

just because i dont love them hoes dont mean they're for sale


Jun. 16, 2009 | 1:16 PM BiffTheTimid says:

Michaelangelo.

Negrolangelo. :D

Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:04 PM YungJazz responds:

oh, you!


Jun. 16, 2009 | 1:19 PM TheThingy5 says:

aww...


Jun. 16, 2009 | 1:57 PM fatape says:

ps:

I too am of african descent ........ if you go back like 10 000 thousand years

Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:05 PM YungJazz responds:

....thanks for sharing...?


Jun. 16, 2009 | 2:50 PM Mp3-Lock says:

ur skin iz blak

wtf


Jun. 16, 2009 | 4:44 PM flyingmonkey456 says:

the reason why everyone is commenting on the fact that your black is because 99% of the people on NG are too lazy to read, so they just look at the picture and try to figure out what the post says from that. good luck getting a new job, i hear slaves are in demand right now :)


Jun. 22, 2009 | 11:41 PM cantflyman says:

hes black brb ima gunna call him silly namez

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